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I make dead things deader


I make dead things deader
Originally uploaded by MaxMatahari.
The promised depiction of the zombie body count.


Nothing but a nine iron, baby.


Merry Christmas


Merry Christmas
Originally uploaded by MaxMatahari.
Batman says:

"Merry Christmas, citizens!"

I Make Dead Things Deader

And on a completely unrelated note, today's quote of the day comes from a man whom I truly admire, James Woods, on the subject of vampires:

No… Well first of all, they’re not romatic. Its not like they’re a bunch of fuckin’ fags hoppin’ around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you’ve seen in the movies: they don’t turn into bats, crosses don’t work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you fucking over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he’s suckin’ the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don’t sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his fuckin’ heart. Sunlight turns ‘em into crispy critters.

Anyone who knows me knows that I despise the undead in any form, and I pride myself on being prepared in the case of an outbreak.  It's one of the side benefits of all the training.  If you are one of those people who romanticise vampires, I have this to say to you.... you are a tool for wanting to be a ghoul.  And I have a wooden stake witih your name on it.  If you even look at my neck funny, I WILL take you out.  I have chunks of bloodsuckers bigger than you in my stool every morning.
 
 
Think I'm kidding?  Tomorrow's photo post will be of a recent pile of zombies that I dispatched with nothing more than a nine iron.

Hey. I think I fell.


Drunk Dial'n
Originally uploaded by Vinnies_time!.
Not my photo, but none the less awesome.

The Land of the Blind

Looking for cover in the fallout

The flower blooms of cluster bombs

The terror of our lives

The allure of disasters.

 

Spoiling for the rod and thankful for the scars

Anything to remember me by.

Narcissistic psychopath

These kisses aren’t contracts

 

Crystaline Machinations

And the subtlety of locomotives

Pounding in my head

A one-eyed king

 

You can never run when you’re on your knees.

Difficult to see the forest for the trees.

Flying Through Clouds


Flying Through Clouds
Originally uploaded by MaxMatahari.
This was actually taken in broad daylight, but there was obviously some sort of darkening effect going on. I love the way it looks, and indeed the way the world looks from above the clouds.

Blue Dusk


blue dusk
Originally uploaded by MaxMatahari.
Bonus - I think I like it in blue better.

Hot Chicks With Douchebags

As a fan of justice.... I love this website (thank you, Paula)

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Dusk


Dusk
Originally uploaded by MaxMatahari.
Alas, poor Bruce, I knew him well. A thousand times he bore me on his cape....